My totem animal is....
Ok, sure, we all want our totem animal to be something cool, cause after sitting in the sweat lodge for 20 hours, seeing a worm or a star fish would be a real bummer.. Funny how that never happens. No, I saw a tiger, really. It had fangs and claws n stuff... GRRR!
And I'm all for you doing whatever the hell you want with your body.. You want to look like your totem animal (No it's cool I'm sure a lot of Huron Indians have a Tiger for a Totem animal.)
http://www.stalkingcat.net/
Then by all means, get on it.
It's just that..Ok, you've spent all kinds of money, and pretty much irreversibly modified your body.. This took a lot of time, and pain, and you've relegated yourself to some serious outer fringe of society.. That's commitment, and I can respect that.. But If your totem animal is a tiger, a strong, powerful, fast, killing machine... How about you spend some time at the gym doing a couple sets? Hmm? Too much trouble to get rid of the beer gut? Sure, you can cut up my face all day, but push ups.. forget it.
Also, your shoelace is untied.
And I'm all for you doing whatever the hell you want with your body.. You want to look like your totem animal (No it's cool I'm sure a lot of Huron Indians have a Tiger for a Totem animal.)http://www.stalkingcat.net/
Then by all means, get on it.
It's just that..Ok, you've spent all kinds of money, and pretty much irreversibly modified your body.. This took a lot of time, and pain, and you've relegated yourself to some serious outer fringe of society.. That's commitment, and I can respect that.. But If your totem animal is a tiger, a strong, powerful, fast, killing machine... How about you spend some time at the gym doing a couple sets? Hmm? Too much trouble to get rid of the beer gut? Sure, you can cut up my face all day, but push ups.. forget it.
Also, your shoelace is untied.
posted by jerdavis at 12:46 PM
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OMG!!! its the cat man! i MET him in Descanso, after I moved to the San Diego area. He lived at the end of the Ace hardware store. I needed someone to make me a key...they sent me there and warned me that he was "the cat man." i thought that just meant he had lots of cats!! imagine my surprise when i found this man starting back at me from the other end of a cracked door??? anyhow, he worked on the key for a bit. his nails were super long, like claws...and when he got frustrated, he growled. NO SHIT!! btw...hi!
btw...he has huge tits. i was convinced they must be implants. he is, therefore, both trans-gender and cross species. basically, just totally fucked up, backwards and inside out.
So he lives in a hardware store making keys... He must of fallen on hard times after the .com bust... I can't imagine why he would have trouble getting a job:
A San Diego computer programmer who has spent £100,000 on tattoos and plastic surgery to turn himself into a "tiger" wants a fur graft. Dennis Smith is tattooed from head to toe with orange and black stripes and his teeth have been filed to needle point. He has also had latex whiskers implanted and surgery to his lips so he has a permanent snarl. He now wants a surgeon to graft tiger fur on to his skin, like a perma-wig.
Mr Smith, who has changed his name by deed poll to Cat Man, said: "I have a collection of old tiger pelts from the days of hunting. I want these grafted on to me. It will cost another $100,000 but will be worth it. "When I have the coat of a tiger, I feel I will have reached my goal in life."
His fingernails have been crafted into sharp talons while his hands have tattooed markings like a tiger's paws. He says he feels like a tiger. The short back-and-sides he sported at the University of California has been replaced with a long orange mane. He has also swapped his glasses for green contact lenses.
He holds down a £80,000-a-year computer programming job which enables him to fund the surgery, the Daily Record reports. He admitted: "Of course people stare at me when I walk down the street but that's the effect I desire. For so long I have equated myself with the tiger that I decided to change myself into one. It's the real me. So many men cross-dress without their partners knowing, or dress up and play cowboys or Civil War soldiers at weekends. Me, I'm a tiger all the time and I love it. I had my first tattoos done 20 years ago around my eyes and now my whole body is one pastiche of stripes and shading. I am really proud of it all."
Source: Ananova Thursday 2nd August 2001
he didnt live at the hardware store...but on the other end of the same building. strange...i know. but, i suppose its no more strange than how you used to find zen in chopping wood.
Really? Did you really just compare me chopping wood to the cat man? I don't even have a tattoo!
i compared the enjoyment you get in chopping wood to the enjoyment the cat-man gets out of making keys.
and, maybe you should get a tattoo. i could see you with some java script on the inside of your lip.
I'm curious what you have been up to.
I suppose it would be easier if you just emailed me...
jerdavis /aht speakeasy /daht net
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