Project Manager
I had a thought today...
I'm wrapping up our 9.5 release at work and am doing a little bit of project management stuff.. And I thought about all the problems that a PM can run into and then my mind drifted back to various ancient wonders of the world I've seen.. Pyramids, etc etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chichen-Itza
"Look, I said I want the blood on the sacrificial pedestal to drain _AWAY_ from the body, and the plans clearly state the giant head is to be 12 feet high."
"Also, we are under staffed by 14%, we need invade the neighbors to get more slaves."
"Quetzalcoatl is going to be pissed if this isn't done by the Spring equinox. Get it together!"
I'm wrapping up our 9.5 release at work and am doing a little bit of project management stuff.. And I thought about all the problems that a PM can run into and then my mind drifted back to various ancient wonders of the world I've seen.. Pyramids, etc etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chichen-Itza
"Look, I said I want the blood on the sacrificial pedestal to drain _AWAY_ from the body, and the plans clearly state the giant head is to be 12 feet high."
"Also, we are under staffed by 14%, we need invade the neighbors to get more slaves."
"Quetzalcoatl is going to be pissed if this isn't done by the Spring equinox. Get it together!"
posted by jerdavis at 10:19 AM
1 Comments:
gives new meaning to the word headcount
L0L!!!!
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