Or.. you could get a job in Mexico...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americas/02/25/mexico.mine.ap/index.html
In a statement Friday, Grupo Mexico said it will give the 65 miners -- if they are found alive -- the equivalent of 10 years of their annual salary, or about 750,000 pesos ($75,000). A company spokesman said if the miners are found dead, the families would receive the payment.

Dirty, deadly, backbreaking labor. $7,500 per year.