Lets keep this theme going:

Seriously,
Is it time someone started fucking with these people?
http://gigaom.com/cloud/garantiadata-and-the-lure-of-infinite-scalability

<BOOMING VOICE>
!!INFINITE SCALABILITY!!!
</BOOMING VOICE>

Who knew all we needed to add was compression.

So here's the pitch: We added the highly complex feature of "compression" to an open source project. Because of that: INFINITE SCALABILITY -> Profit!