Saturday, August 25, 2007

What year is it?

I just bought a bottle of imported German beer from BottleWorks..
"Schwelmer Bernstein"
Pretty good, has a good kick to it, so I thought I'd look for the ABV.
On the back I find:

Best before end: 88 10 73

Friday, August 24, 2007

My totem animal is....

Ok, sure, we all want our totem animal to be something cool, cause after sitting in the sweat lodge for 20 hours, seeing a worm or a star fish would be a real bummer.. Funny how that never happens. No, I saw a tiger, really. It had fangs and claws n stuff... GRRR!

And I'm all for you doing whatever the hell you want with your body.. You want to look like your totem animal (No it's cool I'm sure a lot of Huron Indians have a Tiger for a Totem animal.)
http://www.stalkingcat.net/
Then by all means, get on it.
It's just that..Ok, you've spent all kinds of money, and pretty much irreversibly modified your body.. This took a lot of time, and pain, and you've relegated yourself to some serious outer fringe of society.. That's commitment, and I can respect that.. But If your totem animal is a tiger, a strong, powerful, fast, killing machine... How about you spend some time at the gym doing a couple sets? Hmm? Too much trouble to get rid of the beer gut? Sure, you can cut up my face all day, but push ups.. forget it.
Also, your shoelace is untied.


Sunday, August 12, 2007

Olive Mania

I've been thinking about buying an olive tree.

Something very hypnotic about this animation.