The Rapture.com

2007rapture.com seems to be down for some reason... If domain name registration is any way to gauge these things, then 2009 seems to be the most likely year for the rapture. Act now and get 2011, and 2012 before anyone else. That should be plenty of time to get your cult running smoothly.


God revealed to me two things about the timing of the rapture. God specifically told me 2007 was the year, because I was only going to have from 3 to 3 1/2 years to spread the message after my book was published. Shelby Corbitt, 2007rapture.com

Pox

"The well-known and respected London syphilologist T. Anwyl-Davies revealed a story told to him by two men who claimed to have been infected by the same Jewish prostitute as Hitler."

Maybe I'm just loopy from working so late.... But 'Syphiologist' makes me chuckle.